By Bob Barney
Trolling Facebook, I often laugh at the NEVER TRUMPERS who love to poke fun of the stupidity of Donald Trump. Yet the stupid guy, turned the smartest guy in the world Obama's economy around in 1 week! But just to keep things even who said the following dumb things. All were either presidents, or would be pretenders to the throne...
1). I am a Jelly Donut (when speaking German to a Berlin Crowd)
2.) She announced that her secretary of education would have to be approved first by a child “trans person.”
3.) "Who is that?" Looking at a bust of George Washington... He was Veep at the time.
4.) "I've now been in 57 states? I think one left to go." Running 4 Prez
5.). "A man I'm proud to call my friend. A man who will be the next President of the United States—Barack America!"
6.) “Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.”
7.) Since we know only Trump talked dirty in the WH, who said this? "I want loyalty! I want him to kiss my ass in Macy’s window at high noon and tell me it smells like roses. I want his pecker in my pocket.”
8.) What Prez “took a crap, then shaved and showered, all the while continuing his conversation as though what he was doing was the most normal thing in the world.”
9. "I did not have sexual relations with that woman." and "That depends on what the meaning of 'is' is."
10.) "I've looked on a lot of women with lust. I've committed adultery in my heart many times."
11.) “I don’t know what the fuck to do about Vietnam.”
12.) "You know, I always wondered about that taping equipment but I'm damn glad we have it, aren't you?"
13.) "Who is going to find out? These women are trash. Nobody's going to believe them."
14.) "I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president."
15.) "At least I don't plaster on the makeup like a trollop, you c*nt."
16.) "R-S-P-E-C-T." --flubbing the spelling of Aretha Franklin's famous song "Respect"
17.) "But she is a typical white person, who, if she sees somebody on the street that she doesn't know, you know, there's a reaction that's been bred in our experiences that don't go away and that sometimes come out in the wrong way, and that's just the nature of race in our society."
18.) "There's just no such thing as truth when it comes to him. He just says whatever sounds good and worries about it after the election."
Presidential candidate Bill Clinton describing his opponent, George Bush (Quoted in the American Spectator, 10/28/92)
19.) "the purpose of government is to rein in the rights of the people"
20.) “I am not, nor ever have been, in favor of bringing about in any way the social and political equality of the white and black races … I am not nor ever have been in favor of making voters or jurors of Negroes, nor of qualifying them to hold office, nor to intermarry with white people; and I will say in addition to this that there is a physical difference between the white and black races which I believe will forever forbid the two races from living together on terms of social and political equality. And inasmuch as they cannot so live, while they do remain together there must be a position of superior and inferior, and I as much as any other man am in favor of having the superior position assigned to the white race.”