Op-Ed: The Feds Really Botched This Whole Coronavirus Thing, So We Should Give Them More Power
March 29, 2020
This may be a parody, but we think it is actual a great commentary of the stupidity of our leaders and the public who swallows their lies:
I have had it up to here [I am gesturing toward my scarf] with the federal government's slow, inept response to the coronavirus outbreak.
If these incompetent morons only had more power over our lives, just think how great their response would have been. The virus would have been eliminated inside of a day if we just surrendered more of our liberties over to the bloated federal government that I spend all day ranting against.
Just take a look at China: they beat their citizens to death to stop them from spreading the coronavirus. We really need to be more like China if we're going to preserve what America is all about.
It's the final and only solution.